http://popping-smoke.tumblr.com/post/88019082547/do-not-fall-in-love-with-people-like-me-i-will

popping-smoke:

Do not fall in love with people like me.
I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place. I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in…

the-nameless-bird:

albuscarfypotter:

i feel like every video game has “that annoying underwater level”

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